| Friday, March 17, 2006 |
| Breaking News |
This just in: Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
- When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer.
- Superman wears Jack Bauer underwear.
- Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
- If Jack Bauer shot you while quail hunting, it wouldn't be an accident.
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posted by Joe Napalm @ 5:15 PM   |
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1. Jack Bauer rips mattress tags off for fun. 2. Upon hearing that Neil Armstong was the first man on the moon, Jack Bauer hired a private firm to launch himself into space where he found Neil and kicked his behind stating..."Jack doesn't like a show off Neil."
2. Jack Bauer doesn't buy sour cream, he just glances at his milk.
3. Jack once got into a theologica discussion with an Atheist. To prove to the atheist that God exists Jack killed him so he could meet his maker.
4. Jack Bauer is 1/8 Chinese. No it is not because his mother is Chinese, Jack Bauer ate 1/8 of China.
5. Jack Bauer runs through the house with two pairs of scissors.
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Michael Jordan wears Air Bauer's.
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Jack Bauer is the reason why Waldo is hidding.
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Homeland security went to the crapper after they fired Jack Bauer.
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Jack Bauer must be the only one able to make the jet stream move in the opposite direction . . .
:o)}
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1. Jack Bauer rips mattress tags off for fun. 2. Upon hearing that Neil Armstong was the first man on the moon, Jack Bauer hired a private firm to launch himself into space where he found Neil and kicked his behind stating..."Jack doesn't like a show off Neil."
2. Jack Bauer doesn't buy sour cream, he just glances at his milk.
3. Jack once got into a theologica discussion with an Atheist. To prove to the atheist that God exists Jack killed him so he could meet his maker.
4. Jack Bauer is 1/8 Chinese. No it is not because his mother is Chinese, Jack Bauer ate 1/8 of China.
5. Jack Bauer runs through the house with two pairs of scissors.