Thursday, August 31, 2006
Theodore Thursday
"For unflagging interest and enjoyment, a household of children, if things go reasonably well, certainly all other forms of success and achievement lose their importance by comparison" - Theodore Roosevelt, father of six.
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Andrew Jackson Blogging
From H. W. Brands' book, Andrew Jackson: His Life and Times:

A story was told how one day Jackson was dispensing justice [as a Tennessee judge] at a crossroads when the proceedings were interrupted by a local rowdy. This man, either drunk or belligerent by nature, brandished a pistol and sheath knife and threatened homicide against Judge Jackson, against the jury, and against everyone else associated with that morning's dispensation of justice. Jackson ordered the sheriff to arrest the rowdy for contempt of court. The sheriff tried but failed. The man was too violent to be apprehended, he said. Jackson then ordered the sheriff to summon a posse. The sheriff did so but had no better luck. The bully intimidated the posse and remained at large.

Jackson by now was thoroughly irked at both the bully's bad manners and the paralysis of local law enforcement. He ordered the sheriff to summon him -- Jackson -- as a member of the posse. The sheriff was skeptical, but Jackson insisted and was duly enlisted to bring the bad man in.

Jackson declared a ten-minute recess in the trial. He doffed his judicial robe, took up his pistol, and strode out the door. The rowdy was ranting amid a crowd of people not far from the courtroom door. Jackson parted the crowd and approached the man, who had worked himself into a full lather. Jackson showed his gun and said, "Surrender, you infernal villian, this very instant, or I'll blow you through."

Everyone gasped, wondering how the bully would respond. To general amazement he meekly handed over his weapons and allowed himself to be led away. When the onlookers recovered their breath, one inquired why the ruffian had surrendered to a single man after holding an entire posse at bay.

"Why, when he came up, I looked him in the eye," the prisoner said, "and I saw shoot. There wasn't shoot in nary other eye in the crowd. So I says to myself, says I: Hoss, it's about time to sing small, and so I did."

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Buy Petrol Today
Tropical Drizzle Ernesto will make landfall tomorrow. It'll be another excuse to raise gas prices. I recommend you fill up the tank today.
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Monday, August 28, 2006
Prayer of Stan
I hope I don't embarrass Stan with this post.

At our weekly lunch last Friday, Stan prayed over our lunch and thanked God for various things. It wasn't the usual "cookie-cutter" prayer. I can't recall the entire prayer, but one sentence I remember and found encouraging was that Stan prayed for BK and me and that our employers would find favor with us.

That, Stan, is a powerful prayer and I appreciate it. It has been on my mind all weekend, and I have prayed the same for you.
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Friday, August 25, 2006
Free Prose FridayTM
1. I like to highlight fascinating websites on Fridays. Last night, while looking for satellite photos of the U.S. Government's airplane bone yard out in the Arizona desert at Davis-Monthan Air Force Base, I ran into this little gem: GoogleSightseeing.com (Link). The tagline is "Why bother seeing the world for real?" Enjoy the site, but be warned that it's addicting. My favorite post is the miniature city of Madurodam in the Netherlands (Link).

2. Step-on-a-rake-and-it-hits-you-in-the-face story of the week (Link):
"A troop of Boy Scouts on a camping trip saved an 18-month-old girl who had fallen in a river upstream from them and was floating face down, officials said," the Associated Press reports from Omaha, Neb.:
The boys were swimming in the Platte River at Two Rivers State Recreation Area, about 20 miles west of Omaha, on Saturday when 11-year-old Christian Nanson spotted something floating in the water. It turned out to be a young girl.

Nanson and John Fitzgerald, 9, both member of an Omaha Scout troop, reached the girl and brought her to shore while others called for help on a cell phone, assistant scoutmaster Matt Fitzgerald told the Omaha World-Herald.
The ACLU describes the Boy Scouts as "an organization that will go the way of the Daughters of the American Revolution in losing its place in American life if it does not end its discriminatory practices."
3. Your moment of Zen: Koenigsigg CCX (Link).

4. I'm working on a "Joe is not a bigot" post. I hope to accompany it with bumper stickers with the same slogan.

5. And, finally, check out this playhouse from Costco (Link). This "Scallywag Sloop Pirate Themed Club House" will set you back $18,499.99 and requires a forklift for installation. "Every time you see your tree house, you'll smile a little, feel a little younger, and be a little happier" -- their quote, not mine.

Update: The Costco link has been updated and works.
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Thursday, August 24, 2006
Theodore Thursday
"Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit softly." - Theodore Roosevelt, Congressional Medal of Honor Recipient.
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Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Nothing Rhymes With Squirrel
So, you may ask, why do you have a "Theodore Thursday" post each week? Why? Because "Andrew Jackson" doesn't rhyme with any day of the week. Rhythm and alliteration are important attributes of titles here in Joe Napalm world.

":o)}" (or the artist formerly known as Dad) gave me a biography a couple of months ago about our seventh president, Andrew Jackson. Last week I was able to start reading the book and am now about a quarter of the way through it. At the dinner table last night, I shared with my family some of what I have read so far concerning President Jackson's boyhood. It's fascinating stuff, really.

Fatherless as a young boy in South Carolina during America's rebellion against England, Jackson was forced to grow into manhood quickly. He fought as a teenager against Lt. Col. Banastre Tarleton and his ruthless Light Dragoons in Waxhaw County and was imprisoned. His mother negotiated his release from prison not long after he was captured, but he was not spared from a smallpox infection and nearly died as a result. All of these -- and more -- experiences shaped him into the legendary, rough-and-tumble, British-hating general that he grew up to be.

To my surprise, Bubba sat enamored and listened intently -- I mean listened actively. At times he would nod in agreement or add his own commentary. When I mentioned Nathanael Greene he lit up and shared what he knew about him. Once he ran off to the bathroom and asked me to stop talking so he wouldn't miss anything. After I was done finished talking he said, "Dad, that sounded just like a Johnny Cash song."

"Did I cry? Of course not, well not much."*

* See Child and Eagle for more info (Link).
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Monday, August 21, 2006
Monday's Thoughts
Boy, did I rip you off on that last Free Prose Friday or what? Friday was a blur; and the next thing I knew, I was on an island in the middle of the French Broad River smacking bugs and eating hotdogs -- without chili.

On my way home today I was listening as Phil Williams and Mike Keith, the "Voice of the Titans," discuss Tiger Woods' win this weekend at the PGA Championship. Phil asked Mike if Tiger was the greatest athlete of all time. Mike Keith said that Woods couldn't be considered the greatest athlete because he doesn't play at the top of any other sport. In his opinion, Mr. Keith said that the honor of top athlete would have to go to Jim Thorpe (Bo Jackson was in his top ten). Jim Thorpe, according to Wikipedia (Link), won Olympic gold medals in the pentathlon and decathlon, starred in college and professional football, played Major League Baseball and also had a career in basketball.

The discussion about the greatest and most best all-around athletes led me to think about Heather. Tonight she is at her new job as a preschool teacher where she is in charge of teaching two-year olds in the church's Mother's Day Out program. She is also a Cub Scout leader, a teacher's assistant, a babysitter, a mother of two boys, a family historian, a gofer and a wife to an ornery mule. And she does none of these jobs apathetically. She does well at all.

Tonight, I crown her our greatest "Action Figure Mom."
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Friday, August 18, 2006
Free Prose FridayTM
1. Fly around Google Maps in a little biplane (Link).

Alcatraz?2. See the image on the right? That's where I'll be this weekend if you need me.

3. More later...

Update: Boy, was I rushed on Friday. I apologize for the brevity of this post. This weekend is flying by.
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Thursday, August 17, 2006
Theodore Thursday
"Rhetoric is a poor substitute for action, and we have trusted only to rhetoric. If we are really to be a great nation, we must not merely talk; we must act big." - Theodore Roosevelt, Rough Rider.
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006
I'm On To You ... Wesley
Big Head OverlordsThat's right, I'm on to your schemes.

I ran into this article (Link) in Mechanix Illustrated from December, 1953. In the article, the author reports that one of the effects of a nuclear war would be the creation of a super-human species (homo superior) bent on enslaving the rest of us. Is that why you're working with radiation, Wesley? Don't deny it!

Now that I'm on to your maniacal plot, little bro', I'm going to call Samurai M. When she gets back from the Faithful Samurai exhibit at the McClung Museum, she's going to kick your butt!
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Samurai M
Samurai JackI have a Chinese sister. Do I now have a Japanese one?
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Whispering Willow
I decided today that there aren't enough poems or songs about the weeping willow tree. Weeping willows are inspiring. Boy, do I love 'em. It seems that the shade under a willow tree is ten degrees cooler than the shade under any other tree.

Why is it that willows fascinate me so? The cool shade, the soft rustling of the branches, the deep roots by the pond. This is my moment of zen.

My poem would start, "Weeping Willow, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways..."
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Monday, August 14, 2006
Bubba's B-Day
Our older son's birthday is coming up, and I'm excited. He and Butch are really into board games right now, and it's sooo refreshing. At times they can't wait to get home to play. The other day, Bubba called from Mamaw and Papaw's house to say he was ready to come home so he could play Life or Clue. So you can imagine how excited Mrs. Napalm and I are to encourage this newfound excitement.

Please don't tell him, but I'm planning to buy him Samurai Swords by Milton Bradley. Long out of print (1995), this game can go on and on for hours -- and maybe even days.

Samurai Swords (formerly named Shogun) is set in feudal Japan, where rival warlords vie for the title of Shogun and control of Japan. Each player has three daimyos, each of whom command an army of samurai and peasants, and move about more than 60 provinces of Japan attempting to decimate the other players.

I have many fond memories of playing this game which is similar to Milton Bradley's other popular Gamemaster game, Axis and Allies.

I encourage you to join me in giving him a board game. The game doesn't even have to be new. Dig one out of the closet or pick up one at the consignment store. I could recommend a few, but I think it would be great if you'd pick one of your favorites and share it with him.

Wouldn't it be great to spend hours at Christmastime snowed in and playing card games and board games? In fact, I just think I came up with a youth activity for church....
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Friday, August 11, 2006
An Aside
Today, I'm putting Free Prose FridayTM on hold to address an issue that you'll hear around the water cooler -- or see on the 'Net.

Tomorrow's news (Remember, Joe is at the tip of the spear) will be "Billy Graham's apostasy." The August 14 issue of Newsweek profiles the aging evangelist and shares some of his wisdom. Unfortunately, Jon Meacham's article entitled "Pilgrim's Progress" paints the 87-year old Rev. Graham as a watered-down moderate.

Today, on the Hallerin Hilton Hill Show on NewsTalk 100, one of the topics was Billy Graham's "newfound" religious moderation as reported in Newsweek. He asked callers to call in and weigh in on what they thought. Most of the calls were all over the map, but many knowledgeable, Bible-believing listeners were disturbed. And in an article (Link) at WorldNetDaily.com written by Tom Flannery, Graham is bashed for his alleged universalistic beliefs.

Mr. Flannery's and the callers' dismay and assault are unfair reactions to misinformation and sneaky journalism.

Carefully read through Mr. Meacham's Newsweek article (Link) and you will not at any time disagree with Rev. Graham. His quotes are what we have come to expect from him. They are insightful, faith-based answers. But Mr. Meacham, with flowery language and an agenda, leads the reader to believe that, in his old age, Graham sees religion as mysterious.

This is the same tactic that journalists use when they describe a conservative politician as "growing into the position" or "maturing" when the conservative has moved left toward liberalism. The mushy, nuanced approach of the article would have fallen apart if we had been given unedited direct-quote answers from Rev. Graham about salvation through Christ Jesus alone, the Resurrection and sex outside of marriage.

The real Rev. Billy Graham is a doctrinal absolutist. He has never embraced a milqetoast religion of mystery and universalism. Shame on Mr. Meacham.

Sidebar: Read through the Newsweek article and tell me it's not a low blow directed at Franklin Graham.
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Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Joe's New Commitment
My new commitment to you, the reader, is to post at least one original essay per week. I decided today that I am growing weary of blogs that are trite -- not productive of something fresh or unusual. Our entertainment on television and radio is unoriginal. Our news is rubber stamped from the "wire."

"I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I said, heck, this is crazy! Now I crank out crude imitations of what's already popular! It takes no time or thought, and most people don't care about the difference, anyway! And what good is originality if you can't crank it out?" - from the comic strip Calvin & Hobbes
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Sunday, August 06, 2006
Guaranteed to Start the Week Right
Here are some words guaranteed to start your week "on the right foot":
What shall we say, then? Shall we go on sinning so that grace may increase? By no means! We died to sin; how can we live in it any longer? Or don't you know that all of us who were baptized into Christ Jesus were baptized into his death? We were therefore buried with him through baptism into death in order that, just as Christ was raised from the dead through the glory of the Father, we too may live a new life.

If we have been united with him like this in his death, we will certainly also be united with him in his resurrection. For we know that our old self was crucified with him so that the body of sin might be done away with, that we should no longer be slaves to sin -- because anyone who has died has been freed from sin.

Now if we died with Christ, we believe that we will also live with him. For we know that since Christ was raised from the dead, he cannot die again; death no longer has mastery over him. The death he died, he died to sin once for all; but the life he lives, he lives to God.

In the same way, count yourselves dead to sin but alive to God in Christ Jesus. (Romans 6:1-11, NIV, emphasis mine)
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Friday, August 04, 2006
Free Prose FridayTM
1. What is the deal with Mel Gibson and his hatred of juice? I don't get it.

2. Over at www.imao.us*, blogger "Harvey" shares Israel's covert ops with which they defeat terrorists (Link). My favorite: "As Arabs try to push Israel into the sea, back up real quick and laugh when they fall on their faces."

3. Your moment of zen: 2004 Porsche Carrera GT (Link). I love the position of the shifter knob.

4. This morning I stopped by Pilot to pick up some motor oil. While in line I noticed a sign for one dozen Dippin' Donuts: "Surprise your coworkers. 12 donuts for $3.99." I picked up some and placed them on the counter, but when the cashier rang them up she only charged me $0.50 for the box. I asked if it was a mistake, and she said that it wasn't. Well, I'm sure you can imagine my embarrassment when I got to work and my coworkers bit into hard, stale doughnuts. They were surprised alright.

* "Well, the 'I' is for 'Team". The 'M' is for loves lost. The 'A' is... uh... I forget what the 'A' stands for, but it has to do with dingoes. The 'O' is simply ballast."
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Democrats Take Notice
When tax rates are reduced, the economy's growth rate improves and living standards increase. Tennessee is celebrating a tax holiday this weekend and crowds are enormous. (Link)
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Thursday, August 03, 2006
Keen Insight of an Historian
In Chapter 18 of his book, To America, Stephen Ambrose shares this anecdote:
In his [Dwight Eisenhower] Farewell Address as President, on January 17, 1961, he declared: "We pray that peoples of all faiths, all races, all nations, may have their great human needs satisfied; that those now denied opportunity shall come to enjoy it to the full; that all who yearn for freedom may experience its spiritual blessings; that those who have freedom will understand, also, its heavy responsibilities; that all who are insensitive to the needs of others will learn charity; that the scourges of poverty, disease, and ignorance will be made to disappear from the earth, and that, in the goodness of time, all peoples will come to live together in peace guaranteed by the binding force of mutual respect and love."

From almost anyone else, that would be pie-in-the-sky optimism, but from the Supreme Commander, Allied Expeditionary Force, World War II, it was the American Spirit, clearly enunciated. Someday it will happen. My faith is based on what happened in Japan, Germany, and South Korea after World War II, and what is happening today in Bosnia. The American Spirit. By no means are we as a people all that special, or all-embracing, but we are part of a country that outshines those that have gone before us and most of those in existence today. I realize that sounds like some politician talking. I'm no politician. I am an historian who has learned through a lifetime of studying that nothing in the world beats universal education, women's rights, freedom of religion, democracy, an openness to all ethnic groups, the will to admit that terrible mistakes have been made -- slavery, imperialism, segregation -- and determination to correct those mistakes.
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Theodore Thursday
"A healthy-minded boy should feel hearty contempt for the coward and even more hearty indignation for the boy who bullies girls or small boys, or tortures animals."..."What we have a right to expect of the American boy is that he shall turn out to be a good American man." - Theodore Roosevelt, The American Boy, St. Nicholas Magazine, May 1900.
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Wednesday, August 02, 2006
It's Hot
Complaining about the heat is whining. Quit it!
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